Turning 31 is an important milestone in life, and what better way to celebrate this occasion than with a good dose of humor? Whether it’s your friend, sibling, or significant other who is turning 31, adding a touch of comedy to their special day is guaranteed to make them laugh and create lasting memories. In this article, we have compiled a delightful collection of funny 31st birthday wishes that are sure to bring a big smile to the birthday boy or girl’s face.
From playful references to the unstoppable ticking of the biological clock to hilarious jokes about the perks (or lack thereof) of being in your thirties, we have gathered a variety of funny and light-hearted messages to suit every personality. Whether you’re looking for something cheeky and sarcastic or simply want to tease them gently about entering their thirties, our collection of birthday wishes is sure to provide ample material for a great laugh. So, get ready to spread some joy and laughter as you celebrate this special day with our funny 31st birthday wishes.
105 Funny 31st Birthday Wishes
1. Happy 31st birthday! The only wrinkles you should have are from laughing too hard.
2. Cheers to another year of pretending to be an adult! Happy 31st birthday!
3. Happy 31st birthday! They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s more like a very funny joke.
4. Congratulations on surviving another year of questionable life choices! Happy 31st birthday!
5. Happy 31st birthday! Don’t worry, you’re still young at heart, even if your back disagrees.
6. Cheers to 31 years of spreading laughter and joy, or at least making people laugh at you. Happy birthday!
7. Happy 31st birthday! You’re officially in your “dirty thirties.” Remember to wash up after the party!
8. Turning 31 means having a good sense of humor about getting older—preferably over a few drinks. Happy birthday!
9. Happy 31st birthday! This year, may your age be like your hairline—receding but never completely gone.
10. Congratulations on turning 31! They say wisdom comes with age, but in your case, it’s more like hilarious stupidity.
11. You’re 31? It’s never too early to start planning your midlife crisis. Happy birthday!
12. Happy 31st birthday! Remember, it’s okay to act your shoe size instead of your age!
13. Congrats on hitting 31, the perfect age where you finally realize you have no idea what you’re doing with your life. Happy birthday!
14. Happy 31st birthday! You’re the funniest 31-year-old I know—sometimes intentionally.
15. Congrats on turning 31! It’s like being stranded on the halfway point between 29 and ancient. Enjoy it!
16. Happy 31st birthday! May your mid-30s be everything you hoped for—grey hair, questionable fashion choices, and a love for early bedtimes.
17. Congratulations on turning 31! I hope your sense of humor remains as sharp as your memory isn’t.
18. Happy 31st birthday! May your 30s be filled with laughter, love, and the ability to recover from hangovers a little bit slower.
19. Congratulations on another trip around the sun! May your 31st year be filled with laughter, even if it’s at your own expense!
20. Happy 31st birthday! You deserve a day filled with belly laughs and cake (because calories don’t count on birthdays!).
21. Cheers to 31 years of making bad decisions and having a good time doing it! Happy birthday!
22. Happy 31st birthday! You’re now officially one year closer to becoming that crazy cat person we always knew you would be.
23. Congratulations on turning 31! You may be older, but don’t worry—you’re still just as immature as ever!
24. Happy 31st birthday! Remember, age is just a number. In your case, it’s a funny one!
25. Congrats on surviving another year of adulting! May your 31st year be filled with laughter and a complete disregard for responsibilities.
26. Happy 31st birthday! They say the best is yet to come, but for now, enjoy the chaos of being in your 30s!
27. Congratulations on turning 31! This year, may all your dreams come true, except for the one where you become a professional clown.
28. Happy 31st birthday! You’re at the age where you can’t use “I forgot” as an excuse anymore—it’s “I prioritize differently now.”
29. Cheers to 31 years of fabulousness! And by fabulousness, I mean stumbling through life with style and sarcasm.
30. Happy 31st birthday! Don’t worry about getting older; you’re still a prime candidate for Peter Pan syndrome.
31. Congratulations on turning 31! Remember, age is just a number. A really big, increasingly harder to lie about, number.
32. Happy 31st birthday! They say life begins at 30, but your life began with a punchline and continues to be comedy gold.
33. Congrats on surviving 30 long years! Here’s to hoping the next one is full of bad jokes and countless belly laughs. Happy 31st birthday!
34. Happy 31st birthday! Remember, age is just a number, mostly because math is hard and nobody wants to do the calculations!
35. Congratulations! You’re 31, fabulous, and still rocking the life of a teenager. Can we all take a moment to appreciate your eternal youth?
36. Happy 31st birthday! Don’t worry about wrinkles; they’re just reminders of all the crazy laughs and long nights you’ve had so far!
37. Congrats on hitting the 31st milestone! May this year bring an unlimited supply of laughter, love, and ridiculously good luck.
38. Happy 31st birthday! Embrace the fact that you’ve reached the ultimate age: old enough to know better, young enough to pretend you don’t.
39. Congratulations on turning 31! It’s like turning 30, but this time you’re actually closer to 40, so time to start panicking.
40. Happy 31st birthday! You’ve officially reached the age where you start reminiscing about your youth while simultaneously complaining about the younger generation.
41. Congrats on turning 31! Remember, laughter is the best antidote to aging. That and a good skincare regimen!
42. Happy 31st birthday! You may not have it all figured out yet, but don’t worry—none of us do, and we’re all just pretending we do.
43. Congratulations on surviving another year of being absolutely fabulous! May your 31st year be filled with laughter, love, and an absurd amount of cake.
44. Happy 31st birthday! You may think you’re old, but you’re only as old as the dad jokes you tell. So, you’re ancient.
45. Congrats on turning 31! Here’s to another year of acting like you’re 21, but with the sleep schedule of someone in their 80s.
46. Happy 31st birthday! They say age is just a state of mind. In your case, that state is comedy central!
47. Congratulations on hitting 31! Now it’s time to officially switch to decaf coffee and wear sensible shoes. Just kidding, keep being your hilarious self!
48. Happy 31st birthday! Remember, you’re never too old to have a new dream, even if it’s just dreaming about taking a nap.
49. Congrats on turning 31! Embrace your inner 90s kid and celebrate with neon colors, slap bracelets, and an unhealthy dose of nostalgia.
50. Happy 31st birthday! They say life begins at 30, but in your case, it’s more like a continuous sitcom marathon with hilarious plot twists.
51. Congratulations on your 31st lap around the sun! May you continue to age gracefully and by “gracefully,” I mean with a constant supply of humor.
52. Happy 31st birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and just the right amount of questionable decisions.
53. Congrats on turning 31! 30s are all about embracing your inner child—preferably while eating cake and wearing pajamas.
54. Happy 31st birthday! You may be getting older, but your sense of humor is still stuck in the 90s, and that’s why we love you.
55. Congratulations on turning 31! Remember, age is just a number—albeit an increasingly bigger one, like the price of avocado toast.
56. Happy 31st birthday! They say age is just a state of mind, so in your case, you’re approximately a very confused 12-year-old.
57. Congrats on hitting the big 3-1! Remember, you’re not just a year older but a year wiser at laughing at your own jokes!
58. Happy 31st birthday! You’re now officially too cool for the 20s club. Welcome to the awkward yet hilarious 30s society!
59. Congratulations on turning 31! They say laughter keeps you young, so keep those punchlines rolling and your youth will last forever!
60. Happy 31st birthday! Don’t worry about getting old; you’re like a fine wine—aged to perfection and full of laughter.
61. Congrats on turning 31, where “adulting” means never missing a chance to laugh at yourself and pretending to have it all figured out.
62. Happy 31st birthday! May your day be filled with cake, laughter, and absolutely no adult responsibilities. You deserve it!
63. Congratulations on surviving 31 years on this crazy planet! May your journey ahead be paved with humor, love, and a whole lotta Netflix. Happy birthday!
64. Happy 31st birthday! At this age, you should be an expert in collecting moments, laughs, and wrinkles. Keep up the good work!
65. Congrats on turning 31! May your laughter be contagious and your shenanigans be unforgettable.
66. Happy 31st birthday! Age is just a number and you, my friend, are taking the comedy world by storm!
67. Congratulations on hitting 31! Keep embracing your inner child—you’re never too old for silly jokes and spontaneous dance parties.
68. Happy 31st birthday! Keep shining like the hilarious star you are. Just remember, stars eventually become supernovas, so make sure to document the journey!
69. Congrats on turning 31! They say laughter is the best medicine, so consider yourself an expert in self-prescription.
70. Happy 31st birthday! You’ve reached that age where you cross from fun to functional adult… just kidding, you’re still far from it!
71. Congratulations on surviving another year of fabulousness! Age is just a number, and you make it look hilariously good.
72. Happy 31st birthday! They say a smile adds years to your life, so keep laughing and you might just become immortal.
73. Congrats on turning 31! Don’t let your age define you; let your sense of humor and outrageous adventures take the spotlight.
74. Happy 31st birthday! Make sure to stock up on candles—you’re going to need them to light up your life with laughter!
75. Congratulations on reaching the age where everyone expects you to have your life together. Feel free to laugh hysterically at that idea! Happy 31st birthday!
76. Happy 31st birthday! Remember, you’re not getting older, you’re just gaining more material for the world’s funniest stand-up routine.
77. Congrats on turning 31! Don’t stress about getting older; instead, use it as an excuse to wear novelty glasses with big number 31 frames!
78. Happy 31st birthday! Remember, age is just a candle on the cake. Focus on the cake, and maybe throw in some extra sprinkles for good measure!
79. Congratulations on turning 31 yet staying eternally young at heart! May your birthday be as sweet and funny as you are.
80. Happy 31st birthday! Embrace this new chapter with open arms, a big smile, and a hilarious story to tell.
81. Congrats on hitting 31! Don’t worry about the number; you’re still our favorite source of laughter and good times!
82. Happy 31st birthday! Remember, age is inversely proportional to the number of silly faces you can make during a single photo.
83. Congratulations on turning 31! Don’t stress about the number, just focus on the fact that you’ll always be younger than your favorite classic movies!
84. Happy 31st birthday! Turning a year older doesn’t mean you have to grow up. Stay funny, my friend!
85. Congrats on turning 31! Remember, age is just a reminder of all the memories you’ve made while laughing your way through life.
86. Happy 31st birthday! You’ve reached the age where you can laugh at people who ask you if you’re old enough to drink. Cheers!
87. Congratulations on turning 31! Just because you’re getting older doesn’t mean you have to act your age. Embrace your inner child!
88. Happy 31st birthday! Don’t worry about your age—I’m sure someone out there still thinks you’re semi-mature!
89. Congrats on hitting 31! Remember, it’s not the years that matter—it’s the hilarious stories you can share at parties.
90. Happy 31st birthday! They say laughter is the best medicine, so let’s all overdose on laughter with you today!
91. Congratulations on turning 31! Life is too short to be serious all the time, so keep spreading joy and laughter wherever you go!
92. Happy 31st birthday! Here’s to another year full of laughter, love, and countless opportunities to embarrass yourself!
93. Congrats on turning 31! Don’t let anyone tell you to act your age—instead, act like a hilarious 31-year-old breaking all the stereotypes!
94. Happy 31st birthday! You’re like fine wine—aging gracefully and getting more hilarious by the year.
95. Congratulations on reaching the spectacular age of 31! Just remember, you’re never too old for spontaneous dance parties or silly jokes!
96. Happy 31st birthday! Don’t sweat the small stuff today; just laugh, eat cake, and enjoy being one year closer to an impressive dad-joke repertoire.
97. Congrats on turning 31! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and a massive cake with a ridiculous number of candles!
98. Happy 31st birthday! Remember, you’re not getting older, you’re getting funnier. At least that’s what we tell ourselves.
99. Congratulations on turning 31! May this year bring you hilarious adventures, memorable stories, and an unlimited supply of chocolate!
100. Happy 31st birthday! They say the older you get, the wiser you become. But you’re clearly breaking the mold!
101. Congrats on turning 31! Remember, age is like underwear—nothing more embarrassing than flaunting it on top of your clothes.
102. Happy 31st birthday! Don’t let anyone tell you that age is just a number. It’s a hilarious number that comes with extra gray hairs!
103. Congratulations on surviving 31 years without getting any less funny! Celebrate your special day with laughter, joy, and perhaps a few party hats!
104. Happy 31st birthday! They say life is like a box of chocolates, but at your age, it’s more like a box of Pringles—once you pop, you can’t stop!
105. Congrats on turning 31! Remember, age may add years to your life, but humor adds life to your years. Let’s keep laughing!
In conclusion, funny 31st birthday wishes are a great way to celebrate this milestone in a light-hearted and lighthearted manner. They allow friends, family, and loved ones to inject some humor and laughter into the birthday boy or girl’s special day. These witty and amusing birthday wishes not only bring joy to the recipient but also create a light-hearted atmosphere for everyone involved.
By choosing to send a funny 31st birthday wish, you show that you value the person’s happiness and want them to have a day filled with laughter. These wishes can range from puns and jokes about getting older to humorous reminders of their past adventures and mistakes. Regardless of the chosen approach, the goal remains the same – to make the birthday celebrant smile and feel special on their 31st birthday.
In conclusion, funny 31st birthday wishes add an extra touch of fun to the birthday celebration, creating lasting memories for both the recipient and well-wishers. They serve as a reminder that life is meant to be enjoyed, and growing older doesn’t mean we have to lose our sense of humor. So, embrace the opportunity to bring a smile to your loved one’s face on their 31st birthday and let the laughter continue throughout the years to come.