Are you looking for some hilarious ways to wish your favorite lady a happy 40th birthday? Well, look no further! In this article, we have compiled a list of funny 40th birthday wishes that are sure to leave a lasting impression and bring a smile to her face. Whether she’s your wife, sister, best friend, or coworker, these witty and light-hearted messages will add a touch of humor to her special day.
Turning 40 can be seen as a milestone that marks the beginning of a new chapter in life. It’s the perfect opportunity to celebrate all the experiences, adventures, and laughter that have shaped her into the amazing woman she is today. So why not celebrate this milestone with a dash of humor? From mocking the inevitable signs of aging to making playful jokes about reaching the “over the hill” mark, these birthday wishes are designed to bring laughter and cheer to the occasion. So get ready to tickle her funny bone and make her 40th birthday an unforgettable and amusing experience!
List of 110 Funny 40th Birthday Wishes For Her
1. Congratulations on reaching your 40s! Just remember, you’re not getting older, you’re getting closer to being a classic!
2. Happy 40th birthday! May the wine in your glass always be half full, just like your many years ahead.
3. They say life begins at 40, but honestly, I think it’s just the start of the time when you can legitimately complain about things and get away with it. Enjoy every grumble!
4. Happy 40th birthday! They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number! Cheers to four decades of fabulousness!
5. Congratulations on joining the “Fabulous 40s Club”! Please remember to keep your membership card in a safe place, like your wallet or wine rack.
6. Happy 40th birthday! As you enter your fifth decade, remember that wrinkles are just battle scars from a life well-lived. Wear them proudly!
7. Turning 40 means you’re still young enough to do dumb things but old enough to know better. Get out there and enjoy your newfound wisdom!
8. Congratulations on turning 40! May all your dreams come true… except for the one where you turn 30 again!
9. Happy 40th birthday! They say age is a high price to pay for maturity, but in your case, it seems you got a discount!
10. Welcome to the official age of “I’m too old for this!” You can now freely enjoy complaining about things while wearing your socks and sandals.
11. Congratulations on turning 40! May your jokes always be as funny as your memory is selective!
12. Happy 40th birthday! Remember, at this age, you have the right to make dad jokes and embarrass everyone around you. Enjoy your newfound powers!
13. They say life begins at 40, but I’m pretty sure your metabolism is going to stop right now. Enjoy those extra pounds and the fabulous food that brought them!
14. Happy 40th birthday! May all your dreams be grand, your naps be glorious, and may Netflix never ask if you’re still watching.
15. Congratulations on turning 40! This is the age where we start to gain wisdom. Or at least pretend to know what we’re talking about!
16. Happy 40th birthday! Remember, 40 is just a number. A really big, scary number. But hey, at least you’re not turning 50 yet!
17. They say 40 is the new 30, but in your case, it’s more like the new “I-just-yelled-at-kids-to-get-off-my-lawn” age. Embrace it!
18. Happy 40th birthday! They say life is like a roller coaster, so buckle up and hang on tight, because you’re about to hit some really weird turns!
19. Congratulations on reaching 40! It’s the perfect age – old enough to know better, but young enough to pretend we still don’t!
20. Happy 40th birthday! It’s all downhill from here – but hey, at least the view is amazing!
21. Congratulations on turning 40! Don’t worry about getting old, just be grateful that you haven’t reached the age where “shuffleboard” sounds like a good time yet!
22. Happy 40th birthday! They say life begins at 40, but honestly, I think it’s more accurate to say it begins at naptime!
23. Congratulations on turning 40! May your life be filled with joy, laughter, and all the things you never wanted to do when you were younger!
24. Happy 40th birthday! It’s time to embrace the magic of your 40s – the magic of finding your glasses, your keys, and.. wait, why did I come into this room again?
25. Congratulations on turning 40! You know you’re getting older when you start making noises every time you bend down. Enjoy the symphony!
26. Happy 40th birthday! Don’t worry about lines on your face, embrace them! They’re just proof that you’ve smiled a lot in 40 years!
27. Congratulations on hitting the big 4-0! It’s time to let your hair down, or maybe just count the ones that are left!
28. Happy 40th birthday! You’re now at the age where “low impact” exercise videos start to sound appealing. Embrace the stretchy pants and deep breathing!
29. Congratulations on turning 40! Remember, age is just a number – a number that reminds us of how many times we’ve fallen and gracefully pretended it was intentional.
30. Happy 40th birthday! Now it’s time to start collecting all those senior discounts, and by senior discounts, I mean free coffee at McDonald’s!
31. Congratulations on reaching 40! Remember, it’s not about the years, but the memories you can’t remember!
32. Happy 40th birthday! They say age is all in the mind, but make sure your mind doesn’t give away your real age!
33. Congratulations on turning 40! Remember, at this age you can say random things and just blame it on “having a senior moment!”
34. Happy 40th birthday! May your life be filled with love, laughter, and excuses for forgetting things!
35. Congratulations on hitting the big 4-0! Let’s party like we’re young enough to still recover by tomorrow!
36. Happy 40th birthday! As you enter your fifth decade, remember that it’s not about aging gracefully, but about embracing your newfound ability to nap effortlessly!
37. Congratulations on turning 40! They say the older we get, the wiser we become. I guess we’re all in trouble!
38. Happy 40th birthday! May you always find joy in the little things in life, like finding your glasses or remembering why you walked into a room!
39. Congratulations on turning 40! Take comfort in knowing that you’re still fabulous, even if your joints creak a little louder these days!
40. Happy 40th birthday! May you always find the humor in life, even when you start finding that life is just a series of creaking body parts and lost car keys!
41. Congratulations on hitting the fabulous 40s! Enjoy it while it lasts – it won’t be long until you start blaming everything on the younger generation!
42. Happy 40th birthday! At this age, you’re like a fine wine – aged to perfection, and something we love to have around at parties!
43. Congratulations on turning 40! May your life be filled with joy, love, and a whole lot of “pulling up your glasses to find your glasses” moments!
44. Happy 40th birthday! They say life begins at 40, but let’s be honest, you still have no idea where the instruction manual is!
45. Congratulations on reaching the big 4-0! They say wisdom comes with age, so you must be the all-knowing oracle by now!
46. Happy 40th birthday! It’s the perfect age to start wearing pink sweatpants and pretending you don’t care what anyone thinks!
47. Congratulations on turning 40! May your life be filled with endless adventures, even if they’re only in your dreams because you’re too tired to leave the house!
48. Happy 40th birthday! At this age, you’ve finally earned the right to wear elastic waistbands without judgment. Embrace the comfort!
49. Congratulations on hitting 40! You may be over the hill, but at least you have a great view of the buffet line from up there!
50. Happy 40th birthday! Remember, at this age, every time you go out for a night on the town, it’s like a really expensive sleepover!
51. Congratulations on turning 40! It’s the age where you start looking forward to a quiet evening at home with a good book… let’s just hope you don’t fall asleep on page one!
52. Happy 40th birthday! Embrace your inner child and act like the 10-year-old you still secretly are – just with more back pain!
53. Congratulations on hitting the fabulous 40s! Time to celebrate with copious amounts of wine – it’s a proven fact that wine gets better with age, just like you!
54. Happy 40th birthday! Now that you’re 40, you officially have a license to use words like “hootenanny” and “shenanigans” whenever you please!
55. Congratulations on turning 40! They say life is like a box of chocolates, but at this age, it’s more like a bag of trail mix – lots of nuts and you’re not quite sure what you’re gonna get!
56. Happy 40th birthday! Remember, age is just a number – a number that seems bigger every time you have to scroll down to select your birth year!
57. Congratulations on reaching 40! Remember, you only get better with age – just like wine, cheese, and bad pickup lines!
58. Happy 40th birthday! It’s the time of life when you start to appreciate the finer things, like a good night’s sleep and shoes that don’t hurt your feet!
59. Congratulations on turning 40! May you always find joy in the little things in life, like finding your car keys or remembering why you walked into a room!
60. Happy 40th birthday! They say age is just a state of mind, so let’s all pretend it’s Friday and have a party like there’s no tomorrow!
61. Congratulations on hitting the fabulous 40s! It’s time to embrace your inner teenager, just with more gray hair and a higher credit score!
62. Happy 40th birthday! They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really awesome number that comes with wine, cake, and presents!
63. Congratulations on turning 40! Remember, life is too short to worry about getting older – just embrace it and enjoy the ride!
64. Happy 40th birthday! They say the best way to stay young is to hang around older people. So, you’re welcome for keeping you young!
65. Congratulations on reaching the big 4-0! May your life be filled with joy, laughter, and plenty of “wait, what was I saying?” moments!
66. Happy 40th birthday! Now that you’re in your forties, it’s time to embrace the magical powers of turning off lights whenever you leave a room!
67. Congratulations on turning 40! They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number that can’t be divided by two without leaving a remainder!
68. Happy 40th birthday! Age is just a number, and in your case, it’s one we definitely won’t mention in front of anyone. Our secret!
69. Congratulations on hitting the fabulous 40s! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and cake that doesn’t count calories!
70. Happy 40th birthday! Now that you’re officially old, it’s time to start using phrases like “back in my day” with no irony whatsoever!
71. Congratulations on turning 40! Remember, age is just a state of mind. A state of mind that needs more coffee and longer naps!
72. Happy 40th birthday! It’s the perfect age to start pretending you’re organized while secretly stuffing everything in that closet nobody ever opens. We won’t tell!
73. Congratulations on reaching 40! Remember, it’s not about how old you are, but how many years you’ve avoided being a responsible adult!
74. Happy 40th birthday! At this age, you can finally start wearing your pants up to your belly button without anyone batting an eye!
75. Congratulations on turning 40! They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really loud alarm clock reminding you the party’s over!
76. Happy 40th birthday! At this age, it’s important to stay active – sleeping in the recliner doesn’t count!
77. Congratulations on hitting the fabulous 40s! May your day be filled with love, laughter, and not losing your glasses for once!
78. Happy 40th birthday! Remember, at this age, it’s all about the importance of a good night’s sleep, not staying up late and partying like you used to pretend to do in your twenties!
79. Congratulations on turning 40! May your life be filled with love, laughter, and more “senior moments” than you can count!
80. Happy 40th birthday! Age is just a number, and in your case, it’s a really fabulous number that comes with wisdom, experience, and lots of cake!
81. Congratulations on reaching the big 4-0! Don’t worry about getting older, just think of it as acquiring a vintage touch!
82. Happy 40th birthday! They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a number we secretly envy because you look amazing!
83. Congratulations on hitting the fabulous 40s! May your day be as wonderful and awe-inspiring as your ability to hide your birth certificate!
84. Happy 40th birthday! They say life is like a fine wine, and at 40, you’re one heck of a bottle!
85. Congratulations on turning 40! Remember, age is just a number. A really big number that’s just proof you’ve had a lot of amazing experiences!
86. Happy 40th birthday! Now that you’re officially old, it’s time to start using phrases like “I remember when this was all fields” whenever it suits you!
87. Congratulations on reaching the big 4-0! May your life be filled with love, laughter, and plenty of “wait, what was I doing?” moments!
88. Happy 40th birthday! Remember, it’s not the years that count, but the number of times you’ve successfully kept your age a secret!
89. Congratulations on turning 40! May your life be filled with joy, love, and wisdom – or at least the ability to fake it convincingly!
90. Happy 40th birthday! Now that you’re officially mature, it’s time to start using the term “youthful enthusiasm” as an excuse for questionable life choices!
91. Congratulations on hitting the fabulous 40s! May your day be filled with love, laughter, and endless reminders that bendy straws are amazing inventions!
92. Happy 40th birthday! They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really nice round one that can only be divided by a few other numbers. You’re special!
93. Congratulations on turning 40! Remember, life is too short to worry about numbers – except for the ones that belong to your bank account, that’s a serious matter!
94. Happy 40th birthday! Now that you’re 40, you’re officially “on trend” with the rest of us who can’t figure out Snapchat or TikTok!
95. Congratulations on reaching the big 4-0! May your life be filled with joy, adventure, and countless “brain farts” that we’ll laugh about for years to come!
96. Happy 40th birthday! They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really important number we’ll all remember because we had to write it on countless birthday cards!
97. Congratulations on hitting the fabulous 40s! May your day be filled with love, laughter, and cake that miraculously has zero calories!
98. Happy 40th birthday! Now that you’re officially mature, it’s time to invest in sensible shoes and maybe a pair of reading glasses or two!
99. Congratulations on turning 40! Remember, age is just a number – a number that’s an excellent reason to have cake for breakfast!
100. Happy 40th birthday! At this age, it’s all about embracing your inner child and the joy of taking afternoon naps with no regrets!
101. Congratulations on reaching the big 4-0! May your life be filled with love, laughter, and finding the TV remote on the first try!
102. Happy 40th birthday! They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a number that comes with extra sparkle, charisma, and awesomeness!
103. Congratulations on hitting the fabulous 40s! It’s time to embrace the journey – wrinkles and all – because it means you’ve smiled, laughed, and lived!
104. Happy 40th birthday! Now is the perfect time to start embracing the fact that “comfortable” is the new “trendy”!
105. Congratulations on turning 40! Remember, age is just a number, but that number may require a double take or two!
106. Happy 40th birthday! Now that you’re officially over the hill, it’s time to walk with confidence, knowing that the view from the top is pretty amazing!
107. Congratulations on reaching 40! May your life be filled with joy, love, and the ability to pretend you remember everyone’s name without them noticing!
108. Happy 40th birthday! Age is just a number, and in your case, it’s a number that’s worth celebrating with balloons, cake, and a few questionable dance moves!
109. Congratulations on hitting the fabulous 40s! May your day be filled with love, laughter, and the comforting knowledge that grown-ups don’t actually have all the answers either!
110. Happy 40th birthday! Now that you’re officially in your forties, it’s time to embrace the fact that it’s perfectly acceptable to have a favorite mug, blanket, and spot on the couch!
In conclusion, celebrating a woman’s 40th birthday with humor and lightheartedness is a great way to acknowledge this significant milestone in her life. The collection of funny 40th birthday wishes for her provided in this article offers a range of creative and amusing messages suitable for friends, sisters, or female loved ones. These witty birthday wishes not only bring a smile to her face but also showcase the enduring bond and shared laughter between you. Whether it’s teasing her about her age or playfully reminding her of the joys and challenges that come with turning 40, these messages will undoubtedly make her birthday a memorable one.
Remember, the intention behind these funny wishes is to bring joy and laughter into her special day, so it is important to gauge her sense of humor before delivering them. Tread lightly and be mindful of any sensitive topics, as what may be funny to some may not be as well received by others. Ultimately, the goal is to communicate your love, appreciation, and good wishes while keeping the atmosphere light and full of laughter. So go ahead and choose a funny 40th birthday wish that encapsulates your relationship with her, and let the celebration begin!